- All Time Low: We're recording a new album
- All Time Low: It will be more SWIR based
- All Time Low: We're playing Warped tour again
- Jack Barakat: I'm Bringing the Skunk Hair Back
- All Time Low: Jack and Alex are going to be on Punk'd
- All Time Low: We're all going to wear suits, blow up your ovaries and go to Colussy's wedding
- All Time Low: The Reckless and The Brave (beautiful fucking artwork)
- Hopeless: The Reckless and The Brave is a new All Time Low Single
- All Time Low: 'Long live, the Reckless and The Brave, I don't think I want to be Saved, my song has not been sung, So Long Live Us.' (beautiful fucking lyrics)
- All Time Low: Wait 3 days, 22 hours and a gazillion minutes.
- Fanbase: ASDFBGHJKL, YOU PERFECT MOTHER FUCKERS, I LOVE YOU!1111 Give em the single naow! I love you. Help me.
- Fanbase: I don't want to wait
- Fanbase: Omg, I'm too impatient, Friday come at me.
- Jack Barakat: Yep..I agreed to post a video of myself doing the Macarena if I trended worldwide. And there is it. Fuck My Life
- Fanbase: omg!!! troll! Haha! do it now!
- Fanbase: But seriously, Friday Hurry the Fuck Up!
- Fanbase: ...
- Fanbase: Is the Macarena video or Friday or the new album here yet? No? *goes back to hiding in caves*
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